Whether its Viggo Mortensen drunkenly preening in front of a mirror or illicit threesomes in France and Spain, this week's Reelist takes a walk on the sexy side, talking about films that you shouldn't watch with your parents. When it comes to full frontal nudity in film, well, in this case, (and the results will SHOCK you)—Europeans do it better.
Dir. Noel Black (1983)
Full Frontal Genre: The Willfully Dumb 80's Teen Sex Comedy
Released a year after Phoebe Cates and her red bikini skyrocketed to stardom in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, this dumb entry in the clueless-teens-try-to-lose-their-virginity genre of 80s trash almost retains a dopey charm. Cates and a young Matthew Modine hope to lose their virginities to each other, and hijinks ensue: boys spy on girls fresh out of the shower, boys dress in drag and sneak into the school, old biddies are shocked by a particularly egregious example of wanton teenage sexuality. There's a strange scene where the Head Bitchy Girl at school (Betsy Russell) rides a horse topless, Lady Godiva-style, all for the love of young Modine. It has garnered slightly leering and creepy comments on IMDB.com, including someone calling it "the Citizen Kane of teenage sex comedies." The 80s fashions and hair don't look terribly dated if you head to Brooklyn.
Private School is now streaming for free on Hulu.com.
Bonus: This film was directed by Noel Black, who also did the brilliant Tuesday Weld/Anthony Perkins flick Pretty Poison (1968).
Dir. Sean Penn (1991)
Full Frontal Genre: Viggo Mortensen Will Strip Down For His Art
Mortensen memorably naked-fought-in-a-Russian-Spa his way to a Best Actor nomination last year in Eastern Promises, but he has given us the full monty before. Based on Bruce Springsteen's song "Highway Patrolman," The Indian Runner is an intense and bleak look at two working-class brothers, the rebel and the good son, who clash with each other in a working-class town in the 70s. Mortensen stars as Frank, the roguish, drunken, and disturbing Vietnam veteran brother of small-town sheriff Joe (David Morse), and the hunky actor has no qualms about hanging out naked, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, in front of his uptight, wracked-with-guilt brother. Some consider the film a classic, while others decry its heavy-handed art; still, Sean Penn (making his debut as a writer/director) has gone on to make other well-received, character-driven films (The Pledge, Into the Wild), and Mortensen and Morse are still two of the best actors working today.
Honorable Mention: In another case of exposing yourself for your art, Emily Mortimer, playing an insecure actress in Nicole Holofcener's Lovely and Amazing, has an intense scene in the nude where she asks her paramour (Dermont Mulroney), post-sex, to point out her body's flaws. It's a raw, uncomfortable scene and may say something true about female neurosis.
Dir. Nicolas Roeg (1973)
Full Frontal Genre: Possibly the Best Sex Scene Ever
Attention filmmakers: the reason why Don't Look Now is continually cited as one of the most haunting and sexy films—despite the fact that Donald Sutherland's hair is pretty 70's fly—is its context. A sex scene gets its power from story, drama, and caring about characters. Sutherland and wife (Julie Christie) are lost in Venice and mourning their daughter who has (apparently) drowned in a recent accident (although they see visions of the little girl, clad in her famous red coat, wherever they go). When they make love in the middle of their grief, interspersed with Roeg's cutting to scenes of the couple getting dressed and going about their day—the scene resonates.
Dir. Alfonso Cuarón (2001)Full Frontal Genre: Sexy Films With Something To Say
Dir. Bernando Bertolucci (2003)
Full Frontal Genre: Sexy Creepy Films about Sexuality
The Pillow Book, Peter Greenaway's disturbing and sexy take on original blogger Sei Shonagon's classic tome, which involves a girl who writes calligraphy on her lovers' bodies, a naked Ewan McGregor, and an evil publisher.