LESSON 1: LET NO TWO MOVIES BE THE SAME
The July 4 weekend brought no holiday to lawyers representing two major film distributors, as The Weinstein Company called on Warner Bros. to drop its petition to the MPAA. The issue: TWC had been promoting its star-studded, decades-spanning White House drama as The Butler, a title already used for a Warner Bros. release. In 1916.
The otherwise soporific dispute turned testy in letters exchanged over Independence Day weekend. As relayed by Deadline.com, Warner Bros. cried foul for TWC's "reckless disregard of the rules, apparently relying on a self-spun 'Weinstein exception' to the rules whenever and wherever those rules do not solely favor TWC." The latter responded with a rhetorical "talk to the hand," saying the Warner Bros. missive "appears to be a press release masquerading as a lawyer’s letter."
The MPAA evidently bought the pitch, ruling last week in Warner's favor. The TWC film will now be released as Lee Daniels' The Butler, ensuring that audiences do not truly believe that Robin Williams is well over a century old, despite what his portrayal of Dwight Eisenhower may lead it to believe.
LESSON 2: NOT ALL FAKE PRODUCTIONS END UP LIKE ARGO
Four men were sentenced last week to twelve years in prison for defrauding the UK of over $7 million in public funds earmarked for feature film production. From 2007 to 2011, Anish Anand, Amit Kumar, Sanjeev Mirajkar and Afsana Karim filed receipts and tax relief claims via more than twenty dummy companies to finance bogus movie projects. The scheme came complete with fake shooting schedules, crew and cast lists, budgets, contracts, stationary, and, naturally, scripts, for the purportedly forthcoming Billy the Beagle, Kaun Bola, and London Dreams.
Neena Jhawer, a lawyer with the Crown Prosecution Service, told Screen Daily that "this case boiled down to two very simple notions; greed and dishonesty…This was clearly a very significant attack on the public purse and on a system designed to support and promote the UK film industry." The system has since been shuttered and replaced by a tax credit option designed to eliminate middlemen. London bookmakers have yet to release their odds on the new system being exploited and ending up in court. Perhaps it would be too hard to find takers.
LESSON 3: CRITICS ARE PEOPLE TOO
In a July 24 blog post, longtime New Yorker art critic Peter Schjeldahl brazenly argued his support for a much-debated Detroit Institute of Art fire sale to aid in the city's recovery. He wrote that "the relationship of art to the institutions that house and display it is a marriage of convenience" and that "Art will survive. The pensioner will not. I do not view the impending decision as a close call."
Schjedahl recanted two days later. Responding to direct and angry responses, he apologized for his initial view, calling it "hasty" and "heartless." He admitted that while he was hoping to advance an argument for art over its institutions, this particular attempt created "collateral damage." Schjedahl is now facing the notoriety that comes with a critic's 180-degree reversal on a knee jerk reaction. One virtue that can be laid at his door: he knows how to be his own worst critic.